내 머리 속의 지우개, REMEMBER

Today is the last day of October and oh well next month i will be super duper busy as it is the month where before my finals in December. So there will be kinda a little post going on next month but if i do have interesting topic to share and time to relax and do it.

I will!! So don't worry.

Anyway a topic struck to me when i was with my girl friend eating lunch few days ago. She was talking about skin tone color. What's hot? Tanned or fair?

We discussed about it and we came out with this result.

Tanned guys especially they look more manly, more sexy yet attractive of being a hunk and have a stronger image as being a tough guy. They have the presence of being a leader and look determine in the things around them. Don't you think?

That's why my Lg is this tanned. Well i don't have a thought of choosing. With the outline given why he act childish at times??Unexplainable..

For fair guys, they would look soft because of the lighter tone but attractive as in being beautiful guys. We have the image of a clean, gentlemen and my friend say rich guys. Do they look rich just being fair? But i do know that being fair person myself we are easily being bullied and we do look pale.

But now i don't look as fair as used too and my girls actually liked the way i look now with a bit tanned now. It happens due to the outdoor activities that now i frequently participate.

What about you? Which attracted you if you see a fair guy or a tanned guy? Or does it depend on the person and what they look like? not so much of a skintone as it is facial features & the overall look which is important?

To me, it doesn't really matter at all as, it's the whole package put together and how they complement each other that matters.
So whats your choice? Shady man!!

A great post to end October!!! Welcome November!!

I just need to share this hotness of tango from her.

She is a member of Brown Eyed Girls(BEG) currently promoting solo. Too bad if you don't know about them. The biggest hit was ABRACADABRA!! Go do your homework fellas.

Me like it. You?

Is it a dream?

If it was i don't want to wake up from this dream. I want it to last forever this way. You are already a part of my life.

Still in reality, we had to wake up from the sweet dreams that we are going through. Reality sets in. Every time i wake up from sleep, i told myself today is going to be another beautiful and wonderful day. No matter what.

Still at times, it wouldn't be that way. It's part of life. Eventually we need to part our ways. Men need to have a family. In our age we still can be who we are but when times come worries sets in.
Who are going to be taking care of us at old age? Where is my own family that i want to built?
Children? Father's instinct kicks in.

A friend of mine told me it is easy for your age now. For him, careers, money, success and everything is in hand but where am i now in this relationship.

The hardest thing to say to your loved is FAREWELL

Aren't we? Who could not agree to this statement. Gay men are especially hot.

We are the greatest and most sexiest man kind that Nature has ever created not women.Sorry girls. I have proved to back it up.


Every hot male, sexy, cutest, the extra edge or hunk ( any category that makes your jaws drop ) that you can find in the public or private places is all Gay people. Add to more credibility to it, they are successful in career and life as well.

So that's why you hear the girl rant about "Why are all Gay guys hot?" "Why?" and other question that you could ever possible heard it if you have a bunch of ladies as your friend and followed you to gay club.That's why we are taken and left only the rejected goods for you all to chew. HAHAHA!!


Another prove lies in the porn. Why in straight porno the sex partners are like beauty and the beast? You got the ugliest men in the world to fuck the sexiest bitch. Is true. There are not one freaking hot guy fucking hot girl in porno. The point is normal heterosexual male wants to get turned on by the girls not man. So its kinda dangerous as they might got distracted and got turned on by the male partner instead. LOL... Man are gay from within.

The gay porno gathers the most great species of male with the package. That's why girls love watching gay porn because they are hot. AYE!! and flocks to the CHIPPENDALE show.

You don't know what is Chippendale show is about?

Girls are actually paying to actually see them. They are all Gay. Rare to see straight heterosexual man who had six packs. Like Margaret Cho said "You need to suck cock to get that kind of abs definition"..LOL.

Definitely not this 2 fellas.

This proves why girls love to watch gay hentai or anime and gay porno. Believe me. I had girls like that. Nope they are not geek.

Another point, there is a friend of mine who is a hot and boyish looking like of Iban heritage. I tell you that he doesn't look Iban but like mix blood alike because he is fair looking. Anyway he is successful and gay. He were telling me that at his aged he should be getting married. He is 37 by the way and look not 37. I was shocked when he revealed to me.

He revealed that before, he did had sex with women thrice and even female prostitute once (safe sex) because of the boss. He wanted to get a child of his own gene. He can't even revealed whether he is truly in love with a guy.

When a guy partner asked "Do you have/Am i your love of life now?"
He couldn't answered it. As he was unsure/uncertain whether is it love?

Conclusion that he wanted to get married but he was afraid that he will hurt the future wife. As he said having sex with women is different. Having sex with guy are great. He is interested in guy. He like guys. He loves guy. When both men having sex, it is hot. That's what he said. LOL.


If girls do have Iphone, to prove my point you all can download the famous application for the gay which is the Grinder. What's that? Well it's a gay application with a profile and shows where they are (i.e how close you are with them?) You will see amazing guys. There's a number on each man's photo, indicating how many feet away they are at that instant.

Aren't we beautiful? Aren't we charming?
What's with my post today??

I'm back people. My apology for not updating my blog as i was away for the time being to watch the show and was tired as well as exhausted from all the laughing and tears out.

Need to rest and i had a great early sleep last night at 9pm and now I'm G.R.E.A.T

Now it's review time on the king and queens of comedy Asia.

My friend and i reached KLCC at 7pm around that time and had our early dinner. After that at 7.45pm we head straight to the venue, Plenary hall. At that time there were already huge crowd waiting and there are still people purchasing the ticket last minute.

Here's my ticket. I purposely took it that way with Kumar profile. Extremely gorgeous looking that night.

So we went it and find our seat with the help of the staff people there. It supposed to be starting at 8pm but started 30 minutes later. What do you expect. Malaysian timing are always last minute and never punctual. Even there are people coming in when the show has started. Jeez..

The show opened with DJ TBone and 2 rapper rapping about the show. The music was great.

After that Kumar came in with long black dress. Everyone cheered and screamed including me. Kumar was the host of course and the reason to be glamorous is supported. Seriously i can't remembered all the joke as there are other 4 man jokes. I can't remember precise.

I have a summary here.
The first card revealed was King Douglas Lim.
His joke are more to reality life of a Malaysian and poked fun on the latest issue. Many of on that i remembered was his singing. His rendition of Justin Beiber song "Baby Baby Baby ohhh!!" into "Babi Babi Babi ohhh!!!" I laughed. The song was dedicated to his Chinese friend who married a Malay and he misses eating pork. The magnificent of Pork. I tell you he can sing.

He also talks about the Rational issues where the word Allah are used by Catholics but why bomb protestant church? indian temple marched with cow head, if building a gay club, marched with cock. "Siapa punya ni kecik? "Cina punya" LOL..

And more.

Then Kumar came in and also said some jokes. Chinese people are not small anymore. I have.. i mean my friend tell me. HAHAHA!! He came in every interval of comedian.

After that he introduces to the next comedian from India Vir Das


He is extremely short but cute Indian fella i have to say. His jokes are bold and more in to your face. He did even jump down from stage to the audience and even interacted. He talk about Singapore and Malaysia also as well.

He mentioned our famous twin tower. He said we got to have guts to build that tower. It's identical stick some more. Man gotta have 4 balls to own that. He did even say Malaysia felt like home compared to Singapore.

He did said about sex. Drunk sex. "Who's your Andy?" "I'm your Andy".. HAHA!! All the thing you can remembered were the ceiling and the lights. True.

He did even said that you think that the 99 Kamasutra position is true? The man actually was finding the opening in that women dress. It's like a fortress i tell you. They freaking prepare in it for 6 hours while we men took 9 hours to open it. If you know what i mean lorh...

After that we had our 2o minutes break and Kumar was directing us to the exit point. He said i felt like a stewardess.

Had the break and meet Colin there. Never expected... hahaha..

After the break, Kumar came in with another set of long pretty dress black and red. It was stunning by the way.

He introduces to another comedian from Vietnam Hung Le.
He is really tall. Really tall. He is Australian Vietnamese. Why? Well it was a bit of history class to tell that at that era it was the Vietnam war. His family seek refuge in the Australia. They were given 3 options. America, Canada and Australia. They didn't want to go to America because the French was there. Canada they don't want because French was also there.

Then the story begins about how they leave in Australia in not knowing to talk and read in English. The funniest part was his mom went into the super market and bought cornflakes back home. There they sit together in the dinning table tried to figure it out. The only thing they understand was the chicken in the box.

The mom says "I know. First we get bread. Put butter. Then cornflake." We went to school with our first Cornflake Sandwiches. The worst part was we didn't have the urged to tell dad that after 13 years that was not the way to eat cornflake. I told him, we get a bowl, then the cornflakes in, last was with sprite. LMAO!!!!

Then the next trump card was Harith Iskandar.

His jokes are all Malaysian and Singapore. For Singapore everything works. The cops actually waste their energy and efficient in work by catching a girl who flick a cigarette butt into a drain. Imagine how busy our police is here. LOL.

They look like us. They talk like us. They are not us.
Malaysian always state the obvious.

Call for cab computer answer. You are calling from.... Press 1. A cab will arrive at 8-15 minutes.
You didn't even ask me where i go yet!!!!! LOL..
He says he wanted to deal with human. That's Malaysian.
Call. Dutt dutt... Dutt dutt.. Dutt dutt.. Dari mana? Pergi mana? Tunggu sekejap..
Dutt dutt..Dutt dutt.. Dutt dutt.. Dari mana? Pergi mana? Tunggu sekejap...
Dutt dutt... dutt dutt.. dutt dutt.. Dari mana? Pergi Mana? Takde teksi... LOL

and many more.

The last trump card was Kumar.

Wish for him more airtime. With the beautiful dress..

Love his bra size joke. A to F. F is fake. LOL..

Women love chocolate. They melt in the mouth. You can even find 7 inch chocolate. Bite the nuts also, wont scream.

Caucasian love Asian people. They love to put their cau(cock) into asian. HAHAHAHA!!!

and more.

That's all people. All i can said is that i enjoy the night. Tummy cramp.