내 머리 속의 지우개, REMEMBER

I'm back people. My apology for not updating my blog as i was away for the time being to watch the show and was tired as well as exhausted from all the laughing and tears out.

Need to rest and i had a great early sleep last night at 9pm and now I'm G.R.E.A.T

Now it's review time on the king and queens of comedy Asia.

My friend and i reached KLCC at 7pm around that time and had our early dinner. After that at 7.45pm we head straight to the venue, Plenary hall. At that time there were already huge crowd waiting and there are still people purchasing the ticket last minute.

Here's my ticket. I purposely took it that way with Kumar profile. Extremely gorgeous looking that night.

So we went it and find our seat with the help of the staff people there. It supposed to be starting at 8pm but started 30 minutes later. What do you expect. Malaysian timing are always last minute and never punctual. Even there are people coming in when the show has started. Jeez..

The show opened with DJ TBone and 2 rapper rapping about the show. The music was great.

After that Kumar came in with long black dress. Everyone cheered and screamed including me. Kumar was the host of course and the reason to be glamorous is supported. Seriously i can't remembered all the joke as there are other 4 man jokes. I can't remember precise.

I have a summary here.
The first card revealed was King Douglas Lim.
His joke are more to reality life of a Malaysian and poked fun on the latest issue. Many of on that i remembered was his singing. His rendition of Justin Beiber song "Baby Baby Baby ohhh!!" into "Babi Babi Babi ohhh!!!" I laughed. The song was dedicated to his Chinese friend who married a Malay and he misses eating pork. The magnificent of Pork. I tell you he can sing.

He also talks about the Rational issues where the word Allah are used by Catholics but why bomb protestant church? indian temple marched with cow head, if building a gay club, marched with cock. "Siapa punya ni kecik? "Cina punya" LOL..

And more.

Then Kumar came in and also said some jokes. Chinese people are not small anymore. I have.. i mean my friend tell me. HAHAHA!! He came in every interval of comedian.

After that he introduces to the next comedian from India Vir Das


He is extremely short but cute Indian fella i have to say. His jokes are bold and more in to your face. He did even jump down from stage to the audience and even interacted. He talk about Singapore and Malaysia also as well.

He mentioned our famous twin tower. He said we got to have guts to build that tower. It's identical stick some more. Man gotta have 4 balls to own that. He did even say Malaysia felt like home compared to Singapore.

He did said about sex. Drunk sex. "Who's your Andy?" "I'm your Andy".. HAHA!! All the thing you can remembered were the ceiling and the lights. True.

He did even said that you think that the 99 Kamasutra position is true? The man actually was finding the opening in that women dress. It's like a fortress i tell you. They freaking prepare in it for 6 hours while we men took 9 hours to open it. If you know what i mean lorh...

After that we had our 2o minutes break and Kumar was directing us to the exit point. He said i felt like a stewardess.

Had the break and meet Colin there. Never expected... hahaha..

After the break, Kumar came in with another set of long pretty dress black and red. It was stunning by the way.

He introduces to another comedian from Vietnam Hung Le.
He is really tall. Really tall. He is Australian Vietnamese. Why? Well it was a bit of history class to tell that at that era it was the Vietnam war. His family seek refuge in the Australia. They were given 3 options. America, Canada and Australia. They didn't want to go to America because the French was there. Canada they don't want because French was also there.

Then the story begins about how they leave in Australia in not knowing to talk and read in English. The funniest part was his mom went into the super market and bought cornflakes back home. There they sit together in the dinning table tried to figure it out. The only thing they understand was the chicken in the box.

The mom says "I know. First we get bread. Put butter. Then cornflake." We went to school with our first Cornflake Sandwiches. The worst part was we didn't have the urged to tell dad that after 13 years that was not the way to eat cornflake. I told him, we get a bowl, then the cornflakes in, last was with sprite. LMAO!!!!

Then the next trump card was Harith Iskandar.

His jokes are all Malaysian and Singapore. For Singapore everything works. The cops actually waste their energy and efficient in work by catching a girl who flick a cigarette butt into a drain. Imagine how busy our police is here. LOL.

They look like us. They talk like us. They are not us.
Malaysian always state the obvious.

Call for cab computer answer. You are calling from.... Press 1. A cab will arrive at 8-15 minutes.
You didn't even ask me where i go yet!!!!! LOL..
He says he wanted to deal with human. That's Malaysian.
Call. Dutt dutt... Dutt dutt.. Dutt dutt.. Dari mana? Pergi mana? Tunggu sekejap..
Dutt dutt..Dutt dutt.. Dutt dutt.. Dari mana? Pergi mana? Tunggu sekejap...
Dutt dutt... dutt dutt.. dutt dutt.. Dari mana? Pergi Mana? Takde teksi... LOL

and many more.

The last trump card was Kumar.

Wish for him more airtime. With the beautiful dress..

Love his bra size joke. A to F. F is fake. LOL..

Women love chocolate. They melt in the mouth. You can even find 7 inch chocolate. Bite the nuts also, wont scream.

Caucasian love Asian people. They love to put their cau(cock) into asian. HAHAHAHA!!!

and more.

That's all people. All i can said is that i enjoy the night. Tummy cramp.