내 머리 속의 지우개, REMEMBER

Sorry for been not posting anything in here lately but im back for the day. The reason why i have not been updating the blog was because I AM BUSY with my coming exam. Need to cramp everything in my head. Why me??? *begging for mercy*

Anyway while i was taking a break from my studies awhile, i found this in youtube accidentally and my jaw drop. Now who could even resist the temptation of a ice cream?? I won't.

Comes with a truck. HELLL NO!!!
I literally jumping around screaming for an ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!!

You won't find an ice cream truck in Malaysia. More of a ice cream motor. HAHAHA!!

In addition if it comes with hot looking guys in undies??? Now i want to know your answer.

This song should justify the reason WHY EVERY GIRLS NEEDS A GAY BEST FRIEND!!



The ending kinda funny. We are depicted as a superhero for them. i wonder what superheroes would we have if there were one? Our superpower would.. i don't even want to think about it.

What are your thoughts?

Friday is holiday and hope that you all will enjoy your day break from everything.

if you like it share it please.


Are you always being rejected? Have been to pubs, clubbing, outing, and even set up dates but it does not work? Tired of it? Maybe is time that you would have freshened up yourself to some pick up lines. It might not be suitable but least that you got something to say it out.

Gym sometimes can be a great place for you to search your partner (if you are a gym member) because you would meet the same person and the frequency of it. Gay encounters in gym happens a lot trust me. I'm the testimony here. From a quick fun maybe it could lead a great relationship. Never know. Anything happens.

Here are some of it:

• "Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?"

• “Do you think that class instructor good?"

• “Can you teach me how to use this machine?”

• “Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.”

• “I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.”

• “They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?”

• “Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?”

• “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.”

• “Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

• “Can I take your picture with my camera phone? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what I want for this Christmas.”

• “Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.”

• “I’ve got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.”

• “Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?”

• “Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”

• “Nice legs you have! What time do they open?”

"want some screw?"

I would not guarantee the success of the pick up line. So don't come and screw me if it does not work. LOL!!

The best and simplest way it should be "Hi and goodbye". In between before you leave you should say "My name [name] and see you again perhaps."That's hospitality. The above suggestion i found it to be really hostile and like in your face in flattering way.

Well some of the near to pick up line happened to me before. The fifth one are the nearest.

SO GOOD LUCK PEOPLE!!!

It's a sunday post and have a happy and lovely sunday everyone!!!!

Today post i am going to honored the fag hag in the world. This post are all specially dedicatedto you all fag hags.

We are nothing without fag hag support. Thanks fag hag. Love you all... HAHAHA!!!

I never get bored after watching his stand up comedy again and again. It always left me laughing in stitches.. I just like his jokes..

I have been putting on my thinking cap awhile. I don't know why, but crude, racist jokes always sells well like hot cakes among people but clean and nice jokes soothing to your ears never get you laughed... but ended up people with responses like "Har??" or " i don't get it"

Jokes like "knock, knock who's there?" is an example. If anyone tell me that joke, I'm going o knock the dick out from you.. HAHA!!

Thats so true... hahaha \(^v^)/

Look at this picture below.
You might see this as just a normal cashier picture but nevertheless you don't know what one of the buttons installed are for what.


Right? Nothing special. Now look at this enclosed picture here.
Do you see a button with "PLU"?


When i look at it i was proud of myself. HAAHAH!!
Well the cashier here are also a food order counter. So you enter the restaurant and you might get PLU together with the dish that you are eating with.

Customer: What is today special menu?
Waiter: Well today we have special set for dinner. It is a must try recommend by the chef. Guarantee you will be full
Customer: Alright then.
Waiter: OK. erm what taste do you like? Lean? Chubby? Asian Style? Western Style?
Customer: Huh? Im puzzled. You mean the way the chicken size is and the style of cooking? Any.
Waiter: K.

Few minutes later.

An Asian guy, topless with only apron on lying on the table for him to much. HAHAHAHA.. Guarantee full. So hiao today.. hahaha