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Have any of you being tried turned straight unintentionally by anyone?

Well a very funny encounter for me actually. I was with few of my girls friend coming back from lunch actually. Normal for one of my friend holding my hand in x way. Don't know how to explain it.

She is mixed parentage, a Malaysian raised up in Australia. Back here in for university because parents are expatriate moving around. She is a part time model.

She (A) suddenly say " Come and date me lar...", I was like " Cheh.., you know i have no interest in girls no matter what.. and you ask me to date you.."

(B) says, " You know gays are not that easy to turn into straight?"

I was like hell yeah.. then in my mind suddenly swirls few of methods or techniques which they might use on you but then i came into conclusion that they are failure and would not at all.

Ways: watch Straight porno.
Impact: my eyes would only focus on the male dicks, bods, you name it.. focusing all the time rather than the hot pussie.
Result: Total failure.

Ways: Blind date.
Impact: there is one time my college hold a blind date, i think rather than getting the girls number, I'll get the guys number instead. Anyway this method makes me looks cheapo and desperado.
Result: down to the drain, you loser.

Ways: Fully naked female friend in front.
Impact: Well at least there is one who are willing to do, just a method.. don't get me wrong. Totally embarrassing to her as i might count the numbers of freckles she got at her body.. even hairs..oppss
Result: If you like to strip so much go to strip bar, at least they will appreciate you.

Wakakaka... so any methods that you can think off? Share with me...